No, not the Patriots. I’m talking about a simple marketing ploy that some overanxious public servant mistook for a threat.

“It had a very sinister appearance,” Coakley told reporters. “It had a battery behind it, and wires.”


Yessiree, Bob. That’s sinister enough to scare the bejeezus outta me. The Urlacher of Lite Brites, it is. 🙄