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1. A bicycle can’t stand alone because it is two-tired.<\/p>\n

2. What’s the definition of a will? It’s a dead giveaway.<\/p>\n

3. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.<\/p>\n

4. A backward poet writes inverse.<\/p>\n

5. In democracy it’s your vote that counts; In feudalism, it’s your Count that votes.<\/p>\n

6. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.<\/p>\n

7. If you don’t pay your exorcist you get repossessed.<\/p>\n

8. With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.<\/p>\n

9. Show me a piano falling down a mine shaft and I’ll show you A-flat minor.<\/p>\n

10. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.<\/p>\n

11. The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.<\/p>\n

12. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.<\/p>\n

13. You feel stuck with your debt if you can’t budge it.<\/p>\n

14. Local Area Network in Australia: The LAN down under.<\/p>\n

15. He often broke into song because he couldn’t find the key.<\/p>\n

16. Every calendar’s days are numbered.<\/p>\n

17. A lot of money is tainted. ‘Taint yours and ‘taint mine.<\/p>\n

18. A boiled egg in the morning is hard to beat.<\/p>\n

19. He had a photographic memory which was never developed.<\/p>\n

20. A plateau is a high form of flattery.<\/p>\n

21. The short fortuneteller who escaped from prison was a small medium at
\nlarge.<\/p>\n

22. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end.<\/p>\n

23. When you’ve seen one shopping center you’ve seen a mall.<\/p>\n

24. Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine.<\/p>\n

25. When an actress saw her first strands of gray hair she thought she’d dye.<\/p>\n

26. Bakers trade bread recipes on a knead to know basis.<\/p>\n

27. Santa’s helpers are subordinate clauses.<\/p>\n

28. Acupuncture is a jab well done.<\/p>\n

29. Marathon runners with bad footwear suffer the agony of defeat.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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