{"id":91,"date":"2007-01-31T22:47:29","date_gmt":"2007-02-01T04:47:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/?p=91"},"modified":"2007-04-23T20:54:51","modified_gmt":"2007-04-24T02:54:51","slug":"fiasco-in-beantown","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/?p=91","title":{"rendered":"Fiasco in Beantown."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No, not the Patriots. I&#8217;m talking about a simple marketing ploy that some overanxious public servant mistook for a threat.<\/p>\n<table border=\"0\" width=\"100%\" cellPadding=\"6\" cellSpacing=\"0\">\n<tr>\n<td style=\"border: 1px inset\" class=\"alt2\">&#8220;It had a very sinister appearance,&#8221; Coakley told reporters. &#8220;It had a battery behind it, and wires.&#8221;<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.bimmermail.com\/cartoon.jpg\" alt=\"Sinister\" title=\"Sinister\" class=\"alignleft\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yessiree, Bob. That&#8217;s sinister enough to scare the bejeezus outta me. The Urlacher of Lite Brites, it is. \ud83d\ude44<\/p>\n<div style=\"clear:both;\"><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No, not the Patriots. I&#8217;m talking about a simple marketing ploy that some overanxious public servant mistook for a threat. &#8220;It had a very sinister appearance,&#8221; Coakley told reporters. &#8220;It had a battery behind it, and wires.&#8221; Yessiree, Bob. That&#8217;s sinister enough to scare the bejeezus outta me. The Urlacher of Lite Brites, it is. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-91","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-gadgets","category-stuff"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=91"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/91\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=91"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=91"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/randomography.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=91"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}